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Marine Corps leadership would rather get a Brazilian wax than suspend haircuts.

“The Capt admitted to using a vaping device containing CBD oil, eating CBD infused gummies and cooking with CBD infused flour.”

RIP

A Navy spokesman declined to say if the sailor was separated specifically because of the investigation's findings

“We’ve done pretty well overall, all things considered.”

The sailor was reportedly caught on security camera footage while leaving his room but was stopped before he could leave the hotel.

Here is the Marine Corps' final word on haircuts and COVID-19.

Have no fear: the Reaper is here

The 21st century military shouldn’t work and train like the 19th century

Fair winds and following seas

Troops won't have to worry about losing extra leave they have racked up during the COVID-19 travel restrictions

Why yes, this is an M18 Claymore Mine neck pillow, and yes, you can buy it, along with an arsenal of other plushy weapons of mass destruction thanks to the folks over at Evike.

The military hasn’t fully implemented those programs, GAO found, and DoD isn’t keeping good track of its efforts overall. That’s a problem, because cybersecurity is a group effort.

What the fuck did I just read

C.R.E.A.M.

The Army is eyeing a pair of new suppressors as part of its much-anticipated Next Generation Squad Weapon program

As the U.S. military continues to battle the spread of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) within the ranks, America's adversaries appear poised to take advantage of the tumult

The soldier spent 49 days in isolation

The Iranians are back at it again.

I never imagined I'd have to write this out, but here it goes: "Winning World War II had nothing to do with haircut regulations."