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"It’s like a fast-moving jet with a monkey at the controls while getting in a fight with Mike Tyson."

"Our concern with that memo is making sure we’re taking care of our people."

'Marines are held to a high standard and are expected to uphold them at all times.'

"[W]e did not have any testing that has revealed a source of the smell."

“As a helo pilot I get a nosebleed above 500 feet."

Cash Rules Everything Around Me.

“We are relieved to hear today Spc. Michaela Nelson had been found."

“We love you, we want to help you in any way we can."

“This was extremely valuable."

As if 'The Hurt Locker' wasn't bad enough.

If it was between MRE toilet paper and sandpaper, I’d strongly consider using sandpaper. At least it won’t rip.

Turns out that Disney challenge coins are, in fact, a real thing.

"Hey bro, what's up with this looking to give me a kidney?"

“The future is extremely bright for this line of research."

“I’m always trying to give back to this unit that has given me my marriage.”

So don't fear us, cheer us. If you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're fearless.

“Not only would Dog Head Man have taken Bin Laden out, he would have eaten him too!”

They stole "an arthritic, 14-year-old retiree" instead of the Navy's current mascot.

“Everyone is well aware of the conditions of the barracks."

"Beginning in 2022, we will institute 360-degree feedback for leaders, on a pilot basis."