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Mile-high cow pie.

“They blew it.”

'The individual that was arrested was the aggressor.'

The lieutenant may be lost again.

"There is an optional running short for those who prefer a shorter inseam."

Pour on some cringe syrup.

We want to hear from you.

"Rather than waiting until someone has a back or neck problem, we’re already training to be stronger before problems occur."

Wake me up when September ends.

Yes, seriously.

You've seen the video. Now get the full story.

Let's break it down.

“I'm honestly afraid to get out," the soldier says. "Yeah, you should be,” replied the officer.

The police department said the officer didn't follow procedures.

“Any small part I can play in doing away with COVID, I was definitely on board with that.”

“They were like, ‘rape her!’ and people started laughing."

You have my number. Call me, maybe?

Embrace the suck.

"This is really delicious and about as complex as a two or three-dollar energy drink can be."

Why don't they lead with that at the recruiting office?