Humor(Page 3)

Jokes, gaffes, and other examples of military humor.

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13 titles for James Mattis’s upcoming book that are better than ‘Call Sign Chaos’ 13 titles for James Mattis’s upcoming book that are better than ‘Call Sign Chaos’

By Jared Keller

/ May 28 2019

‘The Hurt Locker’ is now on Netflix in case you needed a reminder of how much it sucks ‘The Hurt Locker’ is now on Netflix in case you needed a reminder of how much it sucks

By Paul Szoldra

/ Mar 4 2019

The US military’s obsession with ‘lethality’ has officially gone too far The US military’s obsession with ‘lethality’ has officially gone too far

By Jared Keller

/ Mar 1 2019

This ISIS fighter made a technical out of a shopping cart This ISIS fighter made a technical out of a shopping cart

By Paul Szoldra

/ Feb 27 2019

6 things the military does that are way better in moderation 6 things the military does that are way better in moderation

By T.T. Robinson

/ Feb 18 2019

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Zero Coasties Were Paid To Create These Memes About The Government Shutdown Zero Coasties Were Paid To Create These Memes About The Government Shutdown

By Paul Szoldra

/ Jan 16 2019

Captain America Is Basically The Bowe Bergdahl Of The Marvel Universe Captain America Is Basically The Bowe Bergdahl Of The Marvel Universe

By Jared Keller

/ Jan 11 2019

Jean Claude Van Damme Proves Belgium Is Our Top NATO Ally Jean Claude Van Damme Proves Belgium Is Our Top NATO Ally

/ Jan 2 2019

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This Is How I Inadvertently Angered The Pentagon Parking Gods This Is How I Inadvertently Angered The Pentagon Parking Gods

By Jeff Schogol

/ Dec 24 2018

‘Stripes’ Showed America That Bill Murray Is An Urban Warfare Visionary ‘Stripes’ Showed America That Bill Murray Is An Urban Warfare Visionary

/ Dec 20 2018

Medal Of Honor Recipient Florent Groberg On How His Men Tried To Prank Him As A New Lieutenant Medal Of Honor Recipient Florent Groberg On How His Men Tried To Prank Him As A New Lieutenant

/ Dec 13 2018

21 US Military Operation Names In Africa, Ranked 21 US Military Operation Names In Africa, Ranked

By Paul Szoldra

/ Dec 12 2018

Reminder: Don’t Go To Your Base Gate Dressed In A Suicide Bomber Costume Reminder: Don’t Go To Your Base Gate Dressed In A Suicide Bomber Costume

By Paul Szoldra

/ Oct 31 2018

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This Is Why The Pentagon Could Never Build A Death Star This Is Why The Pentagon Could Never Build A Death Star

By Jeff Schogol

/ Oct 29 2018

Don’t Look Now But Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is Quoting 2Pac Rap Lyrics Don’t Look Now But Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is Quoting 2Pac Rap Lyrics

By Paul Szoldra

/ Oct 15 2018

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UN Members Laugh After Trump Claims He’s Accomplished More Than ‘Almost Any Administration In History’ UN Members Laugh After Trump Claims He’s Accomplished More Than ‘Almost Any Administration In History’

By Paul Szoldra

/ Sep 25 2018

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If The Hoth Crash Was An Air Force Investigation If The Hoth Crash Was An Air Force Investigation

/ Sep 19 2018

Mattis Reportedly Has The Dumbest New Nickname I’ve Ever Heard Mattis Reportedly Has The Dumbest New Nickname I’ve Ever Heard

By Jared Keller

/ Sep 13 2018

College Football Rankings Based On How Much We Hate Your Officers College Football Rankings Based On How Much We Hate Your Officers

/ Aug 23 2018

We Salute You, Mark Wahlberg, The Thirstiest Civilian Ever We Salute You, Mark Wahlberg, The Thirstiest Civilian Ever

/ Aug 17 2018

22 Lines Of Military Jargon That Only Service Members And Veterans Will Understand 22 Lines Of Military Jargon That Only Service Members And Veterans Will Understand

/ Aug 3 2018

This May Be The Most Sexually Suggestive Naval Screw-Up In Military History This May Be The Most Sexually Suggestive Naval Screw-Up In Military History

By Jared Keller

/ Jul 19 2018

Why Military Service Shouldn’t Be A Political Prerequisite Why Military Service Shouldn’t Be A Political Prerequisite

By Jack Mandaville

/ Jul 10 2018

America’s 3 Most Important Independence Day Rituals, According To Jack Mandaville America’s 3 Most Important Independence Day Rituals, According To Jack Mandaville

By Jack Mandaville

/ Jul 4 2018

Finally, The Perfect Tacticool Outfit For The Wall Street Banker In Your Life Finally, The Perfect Tacticool Outfit For The Wall Street Banker In Your Life

/ Jun 25 2018

Mattis Desperately Needs A Drink Mattis Desperately Needs A Drink

By Jared Keller

/ Jun 24 2018

These 4 Celebrities Didn’t Serve In The US Military, And We’re Very OK With That These 4 Celebrities Didn’t Serve In The US Military, And We’re Very OK With That

By Jack Mandaville

/ Jun 21 2018

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7 Important Suggestions For The Future Space Force Slogan 7 Important Suggestions For The Future Space Force Slogan

/ Jun 18 2018

The Life Of The Lower Enlisted, In 5 Memes The Life Of The Lower Enlisted, In 5 Memes

By Aaron Provost

/ Jun 16 2018

Perhaps Fighting In The Civil War Wasn’t So Great Perhaps Fighting In The Civil War Wasn’t So Great

By Jack Mandaville

/ Jun 4 2018

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Pentagon Run-Down: I Am Not Muqtada al-Sadr Edition Pentagon Run-Down: I Am Not Muqtada al-Sadr Edition

By Jeff Schogol

/ May 30 2018

Everyone Is Gone On Leave And You’re Alone At The Barracks. What To Do… Everyone Is Gone On Leave And You’re Alone At The Barracks. What To Do…

/ May 10 2018

Older Veterans: They Hate Us ‘Cause They Ain’t Us Older Veterans: They Hate Us ‘Cause They Ain’t Us

By Jack Mandaville

/ Apr 27 2018

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This Is The Best T&P Facebook Comment I’ve Ever Seen This Is The Best T&P Facebook Comment I’ve Ever Seen

By Jared Keller

/ Apr 25 2018

In Praise Of The ‘Heroes’ Behind Terrible Military Stock Photos In Praise Of The ‘Heroes’ Behind Terrible Military Stock Photos

By Jack Mandaville

/ Apr 13 2018

Our Guide To Winning An Online Argument Against An Angry Veteran Our Guide To Winning An Online Argument Against An Angry Veteran

By Jack Mandaville

/ Apr 9 2018

Pickett’s Charge In 30 Seconds Pickett’s Charge In 30 Seconds

By Jack Mandaville

/ Apr 6 2018

Why ‘Call Of Duty’ Crushes ‘Battlefield 4’ Every Time Why ‘Call Of Duty’ Crushes ‘Battlefield 4’ Every Time

By Patrick Baker

/ Mar 27 2018

Barracks Life: The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Barracks Life: The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

/ Mar 22 2018

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Someone At The Air Force Really, Really Loves Their Craft Beer Someone At The Air Force Really, Really Loves Their Craft Beer

By Jared Keller

/ Mar 22 2018

Pissing In A Toilet Is For Suckers And Peeing In A Bottle Is Messy. What’s A Guy To Do? Pissing In A Toilet Is For Suckers And Peeing In A Bottle Is Messy. What’s A Guy To Do?

/ Mar 9 2018

There’s Something About MOLLE: A Guide To Making Your Civilian Life Tacticool There’s Something About MOLLE: A Guide To Making Your Civilian Life Tacticool

By Francis Horton

/ Mar 8 2018

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These Russian Special Forces Gunfighting Moves Are Beautiful And Ridiculous These Russian Special Forces Gunfighting Moves Are Beautiful And Ridiculous

By Jared Keller

/ Mar 6 2018

The 6 Types Of Lieutenants That You Just Can’t Avoid In The Military The 6 Types Of Lieutenants That You Just Can’t Avoid In The Military

By Carl Forsling

/ Mar 4 2018

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We Submitted Missile Designs To The Pentagon We Submitted Missile Designs To The Pentagon

By Patrick Baker

/ Feb 1 2018

You’ll Have To Do Better Than Guzzling Snake Blood To Impress The US Military You’ll Have To Do Better Than Guzzling Snake Blood To Impress The US Military

By Jared Keller

/ Jan 24 2018

These Heroes Tried To Sneak A ‘Talladega Nights’ Reference Onto Their Mission Patch These Heroes Tried To Sneak A ‘Talladega Nights’ Reference Onto Their Mission Patch

By Jared Keller

/ Jan 17 2018

‘Enlisted Military’ Rated Most Stressful Job In The Country — Again. Here’s Why ‘Enlisted Military’ Rated Most Stressful Job In The Country — Again. Here’s Why

/ Jan 16 2018

7 Photos Veterans Will Never Get Tired Of Posting On Social Media 7 Photos Veterans Will Never Get Tired Of Posting On Social Media

By Angry Staff Officer

/ Jan 14 2018

Here’s What It Looks Like When Your EDC List Is A Cry For Help Here’s What It Looks Like When Your EDC List Is A Cry For Help

By Francis Horton

/ Nov 28 2017

17 essential pieces of gear for your war on Christmas 17 essential pieces of gear for your war on Christmas

By Jared Keller

/ Nov 27 2017

Vacation rental: Private room in a cozy camp, experience authentic Afghanistan! Vacation rental: Private room in a cozy camp, experience authentic Afghanistan!

By Marty Skovlund Jr.

/ Nov 21 2017

A (Very) Short History Of Military Personnel Drawing Dicks In The Sky A (Very) Short History Of Military Personnel Drawing Dicks In The Sky

By Jared Keller

/ Nov 20 2017

This is the greatest safety brief of all time This is the greatest safety brief of all time

/ Nov 10 2017

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7 Other Honors The Marines Should Dish Out During The Birthday Ball 7 Other Honors The Marines Should Dish Out During The Birthday Ball

/ Nov 10 2017

The Latest Cache Of Osama Bin Laden Files Looks Like A Sad, Pathetic Teenager’s Hard Drive The Latest Cache Of Osama Bin Laden Files Looks Like A Sad, Pathetic Teenager’s Hard Drive

By Jared Keller

/ Nov 1 2017

Show Me Your Warface: The 3 Greatest ‘Full Metal Jacket’ Remixes Ever Made Show Me Your Warface: The 3 Greatest ‘Full Metal Jacket’ Remixes Ever Made

/ Oct 20 2017

5 Perfect Birthday Gifts For The Mad Dog Who Has Everything 5 Perfect Birthday Gifts For The Mad Dog Who Has Everything

By Adam Linehan

/ Sep 8 2017

Quiz: Military Operational Code Name Or Sexual Position? Quiz: Military Operational Code Name Or Sexual Position?

By Adam Weinstein

/ Sep 1 2017

Quiz: Military Operational Codename Or Marijuana Strain? Quiz: Military Operational Codename Or Marijuana Strain?

By Adam Weinstein

/ Aug 11 2017

11 Essential Items For Your Nuclear Bunker 11 Essential Items For Your Nuclear Bunker

By Sarah Sicard

/ Aug 11 2017

CENTCOM Gen Votel Is Basically Col Guile From That Awful 1994 ‘Street Fighter’ Movie CENTCOM Gen Votel Is Basically Col Guile From That Awful 1994 ‘Street Fighter’ Movie

By Jared Keller

/ Aug 3 2017

6 Types Of Majors You Meet In The Military 6 Types Of Majors You Meet In The Military

By Carl Forsling

/ Aug 2 2017

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

/ Aug 2 2017