Humor(Page 3)

Jokes, gaffes, and other examples of military humor.

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Mattis Reportedly Has The Dumbest New Nickname I’ve Ever Heard
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Mattis Reportedly Has The Dumbest New Nickname I’ve Ever Heard

By Jared Keller

Posted on Sep 13, 2018

We Salute You, Mark Wahlberg, The Thirstiest Civilian Ever
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We Salute You, Mark Wahlberg, The Thirstiest Civilian Ever

By Matt Ufford

Posted on Aug 18, 2018

22 Lines Of Military Jargon That Only Service Members And Veterans Will Understand
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22 Lines Of Military Jargon That Only Service Members And Veterans Will Understand

By Tom Ricks

Posted on Aug 3, 2018

Virginia Candidate: My Alleged Love Of ‘Bigfoot Erotica’ Is Just A Dumb Military Joke
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Virginia Candidate: My Alleged Love Of ‘Bigfoot Erotica’ Is Just A Dumb Military Joke

Posted on Jul 30, 2018

This May Be The Most Sexually Suggestive Naval Screw-Up In Military History
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This May Be The Most Sexually Suggestive Naval Screw-Up In Military History

By Jared Keller

Posted on Jul 19, 2018

Borat Stole My Valor And I Want It Back
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Borat Stole My Valor And I Want It Back

By Adam Linehan

Posted on Jul 11, 2018

Finally, The Perfect Tacticool Outfit For The Wall Street Banker In Your Life
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Finally, The Perfect Tacticool Outfit For The Wall Street Banker In Your Life

By James Clark

Posted on Jun 25, 2018

Mattis Desperately Needs A Drink
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Mattis Desperately Needs A Drink

By Jared Keller

Posted on Jun 24, 2018

7 Important Suggestions For The Future Space Force Slogan
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7 Important Suggestions For The Future Space Force Slogan

By James Clark

Posted on Jun 18, 2018

The Life Of The Lower Enlisted, In 5 Memes
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The Life Of The Lower Enlisted, In 5 Memes

By Aaron Provost

Posted on Jun 16, 2018

Pentagon Run-Down: I Am Not Muqtada al-Sadr Edition
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Pentagon Run-Down: I Am Not Muqtada al-Sadr Edition

By Jeff Schogol

Posted on May 30, 2018

Everyone Is Gone On Leave And You’re Alone At The Barracks. What To Do…
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Everyone Is Gone On Leave And You’re Alone At The Barracks. What To Do…

By James Clark

Posted on May 10, 2018

This Is The Best T&P Facebook Comment I’ve Ever Seen
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This Is The Best T&P Facebook Comment I’ve Ever Seen

By Jared Keller

Posted on Apr 26, 2018

Someone At The Air Force Really, Really Loves Their Craft Beer
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Someone At The Air Force Really, Really Loves Their Craft Beer

By Jared Keller

Posted on Mar 22, 2018

Pissing In A Toilet Is For Suckers And Peeing In A Bottle Is Messy. What’s A Guy To Do?
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Pissing In A Toilet Is For Suckers And Peeing In A Bottle Is Messy. What’s A Guy To Do?

By James Clark

Posted on Mar 9, 2018

There’s Something About MOLLE: A Guide To Making Your Civilian Life Tacticool
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There’s Something About MOLLE: A Guide To Making Your Civilian Life Tacticool

By Francis Horton

Posted on Mar 8, 2018

These Russian Special Forces Gunfighting Moves Are Beautiful And Ridiculous
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These Russian Special Forces Gunfighting Moves Are Beautiful And Ridiculous

By Jared Keller

Posted on Mar 6, 2018

The 6 Types Of Lieutenants That You Just Can’t Avoid In The Military
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The 6 Types Of Lieutenants That You Just Can’t Avoid In The Military

By Carl Forsling

Posted on Mar 4, 2018

You’ll Have To Do Better Than Guzzling Snake Blood To Impress The US Military
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You’ll Have To Do Better Than Guzzling Snake Blood To Impress The US Military

By Jared Keller

Posted on Jan 24, 2018

These Heroes Tried To Sneak A ‘Talladega Nights’ Reference Onto Their Mission Patch
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These Heroes Tried To Sneak A ‘Talladega Nights’ Reference Onto Their Mission Patch

By Jared Keller

Posted on Jan 18, 2018

‘Enlisted Military’ Rated Most Stressful Job In The Country — Again. Here’s Why
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‘Enlisted Military’ Rated Most Stressful Job In The Country — Again. Here’s Why

By James Clark

Posted on Jan 17, 2018

7 Photos Veterans Will Never Get Tired Of Posting On Social Media
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7 Photos Veterans Will Never Get Tired Of Posting On Social Media

By Angry Staff Officer

Posted on Jan 15, 2018

Here’s What It Looks Like When Your EDC List Is A Cry For Help
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Here’s What It Looks Like When Your EDC List Is A Cry For Help

By Francis Horton

Posted on Nov 28, 2017

17 essential pieces of gear for your war on Christmas
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17 essential pieces of gear for your war on Christmas

By Jared Keller

Posted on Nov 27, 2017

Camp Morehead Camp Commando Afghanistan
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Vacation rental: Private room in a cozy camp, experience authentic Afghanistan!

By Marty Skovlund Jr.

Posted on Nov 22, 2017

A (Very) Short History Of Military Personnel Drawing Dicks In The Sky
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A (Very) Short History Of Military Personnel Drawing Dicks In The Sky

By Jared Keller

Posted on Nov 21, 2017

This is the greatest safety brief of all time
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This is the greatest safety brief of all time

By James Clark

Posted on Nov 11, 2017

7 Other Honors The Marines Should Dish Out During The Birthday Ball
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7 Other Honors The Marines Should Dish Out During The Birthday Ball

By James Clark

Posted on Nov 10, 2017

The Latest Cache Of Osama Bin Laden Files Looks Like A Sad, Pathetic Teenager’s Hard Drive
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The Latest Cache Of Osama Bin Laden Files Looks Like A Sad, Pathetic Teenager’s Hard Drive

By Jared Keller

Posted on Nov 2, 2017

Show Me Your Warface: The 3 Greatest ‘Full Metal Jacket’ Remixes Ever Made
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Show Me Your Warface: The 3 Greatest ‘Full Metal Jacket’ Remixes Ever Made

By James Clark

Posted on Oct 21, 2017

5 Perfect Birthday Gifts For The Mad Dog Who Has Everything
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5 Perfect Birthday Gifts For The Mad Dog Who Has Everything

By Adam Linehan

Posted on Sep 8, 2017

11 Essential Items For Your Nuclear Bunker
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11 Essential Items For Your Nuclear Bunker

By Sarah Sicard

Posted on Aug 11, 2017

CENTCOM Gen Votel Is Basically Col Guile From That Awful 1994 ‘Street Fighter’ Movie
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CENTCOM Gen Votel Is Basically Col Guile From That Awful 1994 ‘Street Fighter’ Movie

By Jared Keller

Posted on Aug 3, 2017

6 Types Of Majors You Meet In The Military
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6 Types Of Majors You Meet In The Military

By Carl Forsling

Posted on Aug 2, 2017

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You
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Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

By James Clark

Posted on Aug 2, 2017

A Drunk Dude Interrupted A Russian ‘Paratrooper Day’ Broadcast And It Went Exactly As You Expected
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A Drunk Dude Interrupted A Russian ‘Paratrooper Day’ Broadcast And It Went Exactly As You Expected

By Jared Keller

Posted on Aug 2, 2017

Watch These Vets Duke It Out In An MRE Iron Chef Challenge
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Watch These Vets Duke It Out In An MRE Iron Chef Challenge

By Task & Purpose

Posted on Aug 2, 2017

10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’
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10 Times You Said To Yourself ‘I Didn’t Sign Up For This’

By James Clark

Posted on Jul 26, 2017

Your Entire Military Career, As Told By The Cast Of ‘Office Space’
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Your Entire Military Career, As Told By The Cast Of ‘Office Space’

By Sarah Sicard

Posted on Jul 16, 2017

The 10 Dumbest Ways You Injured Yourselves In The Military
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The 10 Dumbest Ways You Injured Yourselves In The Military

By James Clark

Posted on Jul 15, 2017

13 GIFs That Explain Military Service, According To The Internet
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13 GIFs That Explain Military Service, According To The Internet

By James Clark

Posted on Jul 11, 2017

A Congressman Wants To Rename The Navy And Marines. We Have Some Suggestions
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A Congressman Wants To Rename The Navy And Marines. We Have Some Suggestions

By James Clark

Posted on Jul 7, 2017

11 Objects That Only Veterans Will Look At And Think ‘Sure, That’s A Toilet’
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11 Objects That Only Veterans Will Look At And Think ‘Sure, That’s A Toilet’

By James Clark

Posted on Jun 30, 2017

21 All Too Real Plot Ideas For ‘Top Gun: Maverick’
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21 All Too Real Plot Ideas For ‘Top Gun: Maverick’

By Jared Keller

Posted on Jun 21, 2017

Conflicts Justified Under the 2001 AUMF, Ranked
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Conflicts Justified Under the 2001 AUMF, Ranked

By Adam Weinstein

Posted on Jun 20, 2017

What To Pack If You’re Going To Fake Your Own Death Aboard A Navy Ship
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What To Pack If You’re Going To Fake Your Own Death Aboard A Navy Ship

By Adam Linehan

Posted on Jun 15, 2017

If ‘Covfefe’ Were A DoD Acronym, What Would It Stand For?
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If ‘Covfefe’ Were A DoD Acronym, What Would It Stand For?

By Jared Keller

Posted on May 31, 2017

Navy SEAL Shares Most Terrifying And Hilarious Moment Of His Career
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Navy SEAL Shares Most Terrifying And Hilarious Moment Of His Career

By Brian Adam Jones

Posted on May 28, 2017

These Stanford Students Made The Best ‘Top Gun’ Beach Volleyball Homage We’ve Ever Seen
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These Stanford Students Made The Best ‘Top Gun’ Beach Volleyball Homage We’ve Ever Seen

By Sarah Sicard

Posted on May 27, 2017

Add Bees To The List Of Things That Can Jam An M-16
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Add Bees To The List Of Things That Can Jam An M-16

By Brian Adam Jones

Posted on May 25, 2017

Osama Bin Laden’s Son Wants To Be Shark Bait Just Like His Daddy
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Osama Bin Laden’s Son Wants To Be Shark Bait Just Like His Daddy

By Adam Linehan

Posted on May 16, 2017

11 Photos That Make No Sense Unless You Were In The Military
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11 Photos That Make No Sense Unless You Were In The Military

By Sarah Sicard

Posted on May 10, 2017

How To Achieve Mattis-Level Efficiency At Work
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How To Achieve Mattis-Level Efficiency At Work

By Sarah Sicard

Posted on Apr 20, 2017

Local Police Are Wishing Their Resident Stoners A Happy 4/20 On Twitter
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Local Police Are Wishing Their Resident Stoners A Happy 4/20 On Twitter

By James Clark

Posted on Apr 20, 2017

We Found The Best MOAB Memes The Internet Has To Offer
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We Found The Best MOAB Memes The Internet Has To Offer

By James Clark

Posted on Apr 15, 2017

Here Are The 5 Best States For Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse
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Here Are The 5 Best States For Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

By Sarah Sicard

Posted on Apr 13, 2017

Marine Corps drill instructor chews out reporter for making the worst rack he’s ever seen
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Marine Corps drill instructor chews out reporter for making the worst rack he’s ever seen

By James Clark

Posted on Apr 4, 2017

These Photos Perfectly Sum Up The Phrase ‘Embracing The Suck’
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These Photos Perfectly Sum Up The Phrase ‘Embracing The Suck’

By James Clark

Posted on Mar 29, 2017

This Is What Happens When You Put A Civilian In A Bomb Suit
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This Is What Happens When You Put A Civilian In A Bomb Suit

By Adam Linehan

Posted on Mar 27, 2017

We’ve All Been This Drunk Guy Arrested In A Deadpool Onesie At Taco Bell
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We’ve All Been This Drunk Guy Arrested In A Deadpool Onesie At Taco Bell

By Adam Weinstein

Posted on Mar 24, 2017

This Man Got Drunk And Turned His Butt Into A Fish Bowl
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This Man Got Drunk And Turned His Butt Into A Fish Bowl

By Sarah Sicard

Posted on Mar 16, 2017

Does MRE Gum Really Contain Laxatives?
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Does MRE Gum Really Contain Laxatives?

By Sarah Sicard

Posted on Mar 10, 2017

These Stock Photos Supposedly Portraying Service Members Are All Kinds Of Fail
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These Stock Photos Supposedly Portraying Service Members Are All Kinds Of Fail

By James Clark

Posted on Mar 7, 2017

How Much Pee Is In Pools And Hot Tubs? Let This New Science Horrify You
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How Much Pee Is In Pools And Hot Tubs? Let This New Science Horrify You

By Adam Weinstein

Posted on Mar 2, 2017