Humor(Page 3)

Jokes, gaffes, and other examples of military humor.

Latest in Humor

Culture

13 titles for James Mattis’s upcoming book that are better than ‘Call Sign Chaos’

By Jared Keller

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Culture

‘The Hurt Locker’ is now on Netflix in case you needed a reminder of how much it sucks

By Paul Szoldra

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Culture

The US military’s obsession with ‘lethality’ has officially gone too far

By Jared Keller

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Culture

This ISIS fighter made a technical out of a shopping cart

By Paul Szoldra

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Culture

6 things the military does that are way better in moderation

By T.T. Robinson

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News

Zero Coasties Were Paid To Create These Memes About The Government Shutdown

By Paul Szoldra

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Culture

Captain America Is Basically The Bowe Bergdahl Of The Marvel Universe

By Jared Keller

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Culture

Jean Claude Van Damme Proves Belgium Is Our Top NATO Ally

By Brad Howard

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News

This Is How I Inadvertently Angered The Pentagon Parking Gods

By Jeff Schogol

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Culture

‘Stripes’ Showed America That Bill Murray Is An Urban Warfare Visionary

By Brad Howard

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Culture

Medal Of Honor Recipient Florent Groberg On How His Men Tried To Prank Him As A New Lieutenant

By Brad Howard

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Culture

21 US Military Operation Names In Africa, Ranked

By Paul Szoldra

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Culture

Reminder: Don’t Go To Your Base Gate Dressed In A Suicide Bomber Costume

By Paul Szoldra

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News

This Is Why The Pentagon Could Never Build A Death Star

By Jeff Schogol

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Culture

Don’t Look Now But Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is Quoting 2Pac Rap Lyrics

By Paul Szoldra

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News

UN Members Laugh After Trump Claims He’s Accomplished More Than ‘Almost Any Administration In History’

By Paul Szoldra

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News

If The Hoth Crash Was An Air Force Investigation

By Matt Wright

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Culture

Mattis Reportedly Has The Dumbest New Nickname I’ve Ever Heard

By Jared Keller

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Culture

College Football Rankings Based On How Much We Hate Your Officers

By Brad Howard

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Culture

We Salute You, Mark Wahlberg, The Thirstiest Civilian Ever

By Matt Ufford

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Military Life

22 Lines Of Military Jargon That Only Service Members And Veterans Will Understand

By Tom Ricks

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Culture

This May Be The Most Sexually Suggestive Naval Screw-Up In Military History

By Jared Keller

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Culture

Why Military Service Shouldn’t Be A Political Prerequisite

By Jack Mandaville

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Culture

America’s 3 Most Important Independence Day Rituals, According To Jack Mandaville

By Jack Mandaville

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Culture

Finally, The Perfect Tacticool Outfit For The Wall Street Banker In Your Life

By James Clark

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Culture

Mattis Desperately Needs A Drink

By Jared Keller

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Culture

These 4 Celebrities Didn’t Serve In The US Military, And We’re Very OK With That

By Jack Mandaville

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News

7 Important Suggestions For The Future Space Force Slogan

By James Clark

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Culture

The Life Of The Lower Enlisted, In 5 Memes

By Aaron Provost

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Culture

Perhaps Fighting In The Civil War Wasn’t So Great

By Jack Mandaville

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News

Pentagon Run-Down: I Am Not Muqtada al-Sadr Edition

By Jeff Schogol

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Culture

Everyone Is Gone On Leave And You’re Alone At The Barracks. What To Do…

By James Clark

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Culture

Older Veterans: They Hate Us ‘Cause They Ain’t Us

By Jack Mandaville

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News

This Is The Best T&P Facebook Comment I’ve Ever Seen

By Jared Keller

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Culture

In Praise Of The ‘Heroes’ Behind Terrible Military Stock Photos

By Jack Mandaville

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Military Life

Our Guide To Winning An Online Argument Against An Angry Veteran

By Jack Mandaville

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Culture

Pickett’s Charge In 30 Seconds

By Jack Mandaville

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Culture

Why ‘Call Of Duty’ Crushes ‘Battlefield 4’ Every Time

By Patrick Baker

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Culture

Barracks Life: The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

By Brad Howard

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News

Someone At The Air Force Really, Really Loves Their Craft Beer

By Jared Keller

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Culture

Pissing In A Toilet Is For Suckers And Peeing In A Bottle Is Messy. What’s A Guy To Do?

By James Clark

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Culture

There’s Something About MOLLE: A Guide To Making Your Civilian Life Tacticool

By Francis Horton

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News

These Russian Special Forces Gunfighting Moves Are Beautiful And Ridiculous

By Jared Keller

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Culture

The 6 Types Of Lieutenants That You Just Can’t Avoid In The Military

By Carl Forsling

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News

We Submitted Missile Designs To The Pentagon

By Patrick Baker

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Culture

You’ll Have To Do Better Than Guzzling Snake Blood To Impress The US Military

By Jared Keller

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Culture

These Heroes Tried To Sneak A ‘Talladega Nights’ Reference Onto Their Mission Patch

By Jared Keller

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Military Life

‘Enlisted Military’ Rated Most Stressful Job In The Country — Again. Here’s Why

By James Clark

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Military Life

7 Photos Veterans Will Never Get Tired Of Posting On Social Media

By Angry Staff Officer

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Culture

Here’s What It Looks Like When Your EDC List Is A Cry For Help

By Francis Horton

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Culture

17 essential pieces of gear for your war on Christmas

By Jared Keller

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Culture

Vacation rental: Private room in a cozy camp, experience authentic Afghanistan!

By Marty Skovlund Jr.

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Culture

A (Very) Short History Of Military Personnel Drawing Dicks In The Sky

By Jared Keller

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Culture

This is the greatest safety brief of all time

By James Clark

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News

7 Other Honors The Marines Should Dish Out During The Birthday Ball

By James Clark

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Culture

The Latest Cache Of Osama Bin Laden Files Looks Like A Sad, Pathetic Teenager’s Hard Drive

By Jared Keller

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Culture

Show Me Your Warface: The 3 Greatest ‘Full Metal Jacket’ Remixes Ever Made

By James Clark

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Culture

5 Perfect Birthday Gifts For The Mad Dog Who Has Everything

By Adam Linehan

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Culture

Quiz: Military Operational Code Name Or Sexual Position?

By Adam Weinstein

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Culture

Quiz: Military Operational Codename Or Marijuana Strain?

By Adam Weinstein

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Tech & Tactics

11 Essential Items For Your Nuclear Bunker

By Sarah Sicard

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Culture

CENTCOM Gen Votel Is Basically Col Guile From That Awful 1994 ‘Street Fighter’ Movie

By Jared Keller

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Culture

6 Types Of Majors You Meet In The Military

By Carl Forsling

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Culture

Here Are The Worst Military Installations For Each Branch, According To You

By James Clark

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