Humor(Page 2)

Jokes, gaffes, and other examples of military humor.

Latest in Humor

Opinion

Florida’s plan to recruit uncertified vets to become teachers is a stupid idea

By Carl Forsling

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Culture

Army jumpmaster breaks down viral video of paratrooper landing on balcony

By Haley Britzky

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Culture

This Marine made a gourmet surf-and-turf meal in his barracks

By Haley Britzky

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News

US sailors, Marines in Greece exhausted a town’s supply of eggs, meat, and tattoos

By Max Hauptman

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Culture

The government has a guide on how to ‘obliterate’ horse carcasses with explosives

By David Roza

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Culture

The case against invoking the Defense Production Act to save the Choco Taco

By Jeff Schogol

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Culture

The junior enlisted guide to doing nothing and looking busy

By Max Hauptman

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Culture

‘I need a cleanup crew’ — Navy pilot describes crapping his pants at 30,000 feet

By Max Hauptman

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Culture

‘Do you wish you were a real pilot?’ — Comedian grills her F-35 pilot fiancé in hilarious interview

By David Roza

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Culture

This Army officer’s epic rant about company command is a work of art

By Max Hauptman

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Culture

Watch these soldiers regret absolutely everything during gas chamber training

By Haley Britzky

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Culture

‘Top Gun: Maverick’ exposed as pro-military in shocking investigation that veterans are dunking on

By Max Hauptman

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Culture

Sorry, Lady Gaga: There’s no way the ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ soundtrack can top the original

By Max Hauptman

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Culture

Matt and the no good, very bad ‘woke’ military: A picture story

By James Clark, Jeff Schogol

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Culture

What are the dumbest rules in the military?

By Kyle Gunn

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Culture

The ‘Washington Commanders’ is a perfect name for a football team with a history of screwing up

By Max Hauptman

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Culture

An ‘SNL’ skit about a new Pentagon weapon is so ridiculous it could be true

By Paul Szoldra

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Culture

What officers drink at every stage of their careers

By Carl Forsling

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Culture

What enlisted troops drink at every stage of their careers

By James Clark

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Culture

What not to say to a service member on Veterans Day

By Paul D. Mooney

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The Gear Locker

13 essential pieces of gear for the War on Christmas

By Jared Keller

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News

Forget China: The Pentagon needs to defeat sharks

By Jeff Schogol

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Culture

These military terms are harder to understand than the phrases they replace

By Conrad Brown

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Culture

These Stock Photos Supposedly Portraying Service Members Are All Kinds Of Fail

By James Clark

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News

Dan Crenshaw wants people to blow the whistle on ‘woke ideology’ in the military and he’s getting roasted for it [UPDATED]

By James Clark

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News

Laugh, and maybe cry, with these searing parody videos about Air Force life

By David Roza

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Culture

Here’s what 23 of the world’s most dangerous terrorists look like today

By Jared Keller

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Culture

No Easy Day in Whoville,’ ‘Goodnight, Boom’ and other potential titles for Adm. William McRaven’s new children’s book

By James Clark

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News

We salute Dream Doodles, the airman whose comics show the hilarity of Air Force life

By David Roza

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Military Life

Duped by Duffel Blog, a congressman claims that the VFW and American Legion were labeled hate groups

By Jeff Schogol

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Culture

This Roman soldier’s 1,900-year-old payslip confirms the green weenie is immortal

By James Clark

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News

These stick figure comics will change how you see the Coast Guard

By David Roza

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Culture

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the war zone…

By James Clark

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News

Airmen celebrate with memes after fitness test gets delayed to 2021

By David Roza

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The Gear Locker

11 essential pieces of gear for the War on Christmas

By Jared Keller

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Culture

Dodge’s new ‘Stars and Stripes’ Chargers and Challengers are tailor-made for the base parking lot

By James Clark

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News

Borat Stole My Valor And I Want It Back

By Adam Linehan

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Culture

Virginia Candidate: My Alleged Love Of ‘Bigfoot Erotica’ Is Just A Dumb Military Joke

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Culture

Top 5 Oddest Things Found On Military Bases This Month

By Brad Howard

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Culture

7 Drinks For The True American Patriot

By Sarah Sicard

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Culture

8 Photos That Sum Up Why 30th AG Is Hell On Earth

By Adam Linehan

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News

A new Army field manual has tips for ‘productive self-talk.’ Here are some examples the service should add

By Haley Britzky

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News

The State Department wished the Air Force a happy birthday with a photo of the Navy’s Blue Angels

By Jared Keller

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Culture

James Mattis describes the kill radius of his knife hand

By Task & Purpose

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Culture

That time Robin Williams had the perfect response when troops in Kuwait interrupted his comedy show

By Jared Keller

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Culture

6 types of dudes being mad in their cars on video

By Francis Horton

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Military Life

Veterans Only Parking Doesn’t Go Far Enough

By Task & Purpose

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Culture

Every Guy with a Mustache in your Platoon

By Task & Purpose

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Culture

Every Crazy Knife Guy in Your Platoon

By Task & Purpose

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Culture

HR rep to replace SAW Gunner in all Special Forces teams

By Task & Purpose

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Culture

Flask & Purpose: Crazy Russian drill

By Task & Purpose

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News

No, Space Force isn’t crowdsourcing rank ideas over Facebook, but here are a few good ones anyway

By David Roza

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News

There’s a petition calling for a ‘War on Drugs’ medal. Here are 11 other awards also worth considering

By James Clark

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News

The USS George Washington just won the sh*t out of Christmas

By James Clark

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Culture

‘The Hurt Locker’ will be coming out in ‘Digital 4K Ultra HD’ so you can watch every inaccuracy in excruciating detail

By James Clark

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Culture

GQ corrects story to say Lt. Col. Vindman was hit by IED, not an IUD

By Paul Szoldra

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Culture

This Blue Falcon action figure may tell your C.O. you’re not actually at dental

By Paul Szoldra

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Military Life

‘Veteran Only’ parking spots don’t go far enough

By Chris Capelluto

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Culture

Everyone over 30 years old in the military

By Patrick Baker

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Culture

Sadly, the military won’t be taking the advice of this Florida man to stop hurricanes

By Haley Britzky

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Culture

Every guy with a mustache in your platoon

By Chris Capelluto

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Culture

This official US military photo title is both totally absurd and deeply revealing

By Jared Keller

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Culture

Chuck Norris has a new TV special, so we’re going to use this as an excuse to make a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes

By James Clark

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Culture

When vets hear we’re going back to war

By Chris Capelluto

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