Humor(Page 2)

Jokes, gaffes, and other examples of military humor.

Latest in Humor

Opinion

Florida’s plan to recruit uncertified vets to become teachers is a stupid idea Florida’s plan to recruit uncertified vets to become teachers is a stupid idea

By Carl Forsling

/ Aug 16 2022

Culture

Army jumpmaster breaks down viral video of paratrooper landing on balcony Army jumpmaster breaks down viral video of paratrooper landing on balcony

By Haley Britzky

/ Aug 12 2022

Culture

This Marine made a gourmet surf-and-turf meal in his barracks This Marine made a gourmet surf-and-turf meal in his barracks

By Haley Britzky

/ Aug 10 2022

News

US sailors, Marines in Greece exhausted a town’s supply of eggs, meat, and tattoos US sailors, Marines in Greece exhausted a town’s supply of eggs, meat, and tattoos

By Max Hauptman

/ Aug 4 2022

Culture

The government has a guide on how to ‘obliterate’ horse carcasses with explosives The government has a guide on how to ‘obliterate’ horse carcasses with explosives

/ Jul 28 2022

Culture

The case against invoking the Defense Production Act to save the Choco Taco The case against invoking the Defense Production Act to save the Choco Taco

By Jeff Schogol

/ Jul 26 2022

Culture

The junior enlisted guide to doing nothing and looking busy The junior enlisted guide to doing nothing and looking busy

By Max Hauptman

/ Jul 25 2022

Culture

‘I need a cleanup crew’ — Navy pilot describes crapping his pants at 30,000 feet ‘I need a cleanup crew’ — Navy pilot describes crapping his pants at 30,000 feet

By Max Hauptman

/ Jul 21 2022

Culture

‘Do you wish you were a real pilot?’ — Comedian grills her F-35 pilot fiancé in hilarious interview ‘Do you wish you were a real pilot?’ — Comedian grills her F-35 pilot fiancé in hilarious interview

/ Jul 11 2022

Culture

This Army officer’s epic rant about company command is a work of art This Army officer’s epic rant about company command is a work of art

By Max Hauptman

/ Jun 24 2022

Culture

Watch these soldiers regret absolutely everything during gas chamber training Watch these soldiers regret absolutely everything during gas chamber training

By Haley Britzky

/ Jun 24 2022

Culture

‘Top Gun: Maverick’ exposed as pro-military in shocking investigation that veterans are dunking on ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ exposed as pro-military in shocking investigation that veterans are dunking on

By Max Hauptman

/ Jun 16 2022

Culture

Sorry, Lady Gaga: There’s no way the ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ soundtrack can top the original Sorry, Lady Gaga: There’s no way the ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ soundtrack can top the original

By Max Hauptman

/ Apr 28 2022

Culture

Matt and the no good, very bad ‘woke’ military: A picture story Matt and the no good, very bad ‘woke’ military: A picture story

By James Clark, Jeff Schogol

/ Apr 5 2022

Culture

What are the dumbest rules in the military? What are the dumbest rules in the military?

/ Feb 3 2022

Culture

The ‘Washington Commanders’ is a perfect name for a football team with a history of screwing up The ‘Washington Commanders’ is a perfect name for a football team with a history of screwing up

By Max Hauptman

/ Feb 2 2022

Culture

An ‘SNL’ skit about a new Pentagon weapon is so ridiculous it could be true An ‘SNL’ skit about a new Pentagon weapon is so ridiculous it could be true

By Paul Szoldra

/ Nov 24 2021

Culture

What officers drink at every stage of their careers What officers drink at every stage of their careers

By Carl Forsling

/ Nov 20 2021

Culture

What enlisted troops drink at every stage of their careers What enlisted troops drink at every stage of their careers

/ Nov 12 2021

Culture

What not to say to a service member on Veterans Day What not to say to a service member on Veterans Day

By Paul D. Mooney

/ Nov 11 2021

The Gear Locker

13 essential pieces of gear for the War on Christmas 13 essential pieces of gear for the War on Christmas

By Jared Keller

/ Nov 10 2021

News

Forget China: The Pentagon needs to defeat sharks Forget China: The Pentagon needs to defeat sharks

By Jeff Schogol

/ Oct 23 2021

Culture

These military terms are harder to understand than the phrases they replace These military terms are harder to understand than the phrases they replace

By Conrad Brown

/ Jul 19 2021

Culture

These Stock Photos Supposedly Portraying Service Members Are All Kinds Of Fail These Stock Photos Supposedly Portraying Service Members Are All Kinds Of Fail

/ Jul 15 2021

News

Dan Crenshaw wants people to blow the whistle on ‘woke ideology’ in the military and he’s getting roasted for it [UPDATED] Dan Crenshaw wants people to blow the whistle on ‘woke ideology’ in the military and he’s getting roasted for it [UPDATED]

/ Jun 3 2021

News

Laugh, and maybe cry, with these searing parody videos about Air Force life Laugh, and maybe cry, with these searing parody videos about Air Force life

/ May 3 2021

Culture

Here’s what 23 of the world’s most dangerous terrorists look like today Here’s what 23 of the world’s most dangerous terrorists look like today

By Jared Keller

/ May 2 2021

Culture

No Easy Day in Whoville,’ ‘Goodnight, Boom’ and other potential titles for Adm. William McRaven’s new children’s book No Easy Day in Whoville,’ ‘Goodnight, Boom’ and other potential titles for Adm. William McRaven’s new children’s book

/ May 2 2021

News

We salute Dream Doodles, the airman whose comics show the hilarity of Air Force life We salute Dream Doodles, the airman whose comics show the hilarity of Air Force life

/ Apr 6 2021

Military Life

Duped by Duffel Blog, a congressman claims that the VFW and American Legion were labeled hate groups Duped by Duffel Blog, a congressman claims that the VFW and American Legion were labeled hate groups

By Jeff Schogol

/ Mar 29 2021

Culture

This Roman soldier’s 1,900-year-old payslip confirms the green weenie is immortal This Roman soldier’s 1,900-year-old payslip confirms the green weenie is immortal

/ Feb 8 2021

News

These stick figure comics will change how you see the Coast Guard These stick figure comics will change how you see the Coast Guard

/ Dec 31 2020

Culture

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the war zone… ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the war zone…

/ Dec 24 2020

News

Airmen celebrate with memes after fitness test gets delayed to 2021 Airmen celebrate with memes after fitness test gets delayed to 2021

/ Dec 10 2020

The Gear Locker

11 essential pieces of gear for the War on Christmas 11 essential pieces of gear for the War on Christmas

By Jared Keller

/ Dec 10 2020

Culture

Dodge’s new ‘Stars and Stripes’ Chargers and Challengers are tailor-made for the base parking lot Dodge’s new ‘Stars and Stripes’ Chargers and Challengers are tailor-made for the base parking lot

/ Dec 10 2020

News

Borat Stole My Valor And I Want It Back Borat Stole My Valor And I Want It Back

By Adam Linehan

/ Dec 1 2020

Culture

Virginia Candidate: My Alleged Love Of ‘Bigfoot Erotica’ Is Just A Dumb Military Joke Virginia Candidate: My Alleged Love Of ‘Bigfoot Erotica’ Is Just A Dumb Military Joke

/ Nov 30 2020

Culture

Top 5 Oddest Things Found On Military Bases This Month Top 5 Oddest Things Found On Military Bases This Month

/ Nov 27 2020

Culture

7 Drinks For The True American Patriot 7 Drinks For The True American Patriot

By Sarah Sicard

/ Nov 22 2020

Culture

8 Photos That Sum Up Why 30th AG Is Hell On Earth 8 Photos That Sum Up Why 30th AG Is Hell On Earth

By Adam Linehan

/ Nov 22 2020

News

A new Army field manual has tips for ‘productive self-talk.’ Here are some examples the service should add A new Army field manual has tips for ‘productive self-talk.’ Here are some examples the service should add

By Haley Britzky

/ Oct 6 2020

News

The State Department wished the Air Force a happy birthday with a photo of the Navy’s Blue Angels The State Department wished the Air Force a happy birthday with a photo of the Navy’s Blue Angels

By Jared Keller

/ Sep 18 2020

Culture

James Mattis describes the kill radius of his knife hand James Mattis describes the kill radius of his knife hand

By Task & Purpose

/ Sep 9 2020

Culture

That time Robin Williams had the perfect response when troops in Kuwait interrupted his comedy show That time Robin Williams had the perfect response when troops in Kuwait interrupted his comedy show

By Jared Keller

/ Jul 21 2020

Culture

6 types of dudes being mad in their cars on video 6 types of dudes being mad in their cars on video

By Francis Horton

/ Jul 14 2020

Military Life

Veterans Only Parking Doesn’t Go Far Enough Veterans Only Parking Doesn’t Go Far Enough

By Task & Purpose

/ Mar 4 2020

Culture

Every Guy with a Mustache in your Platoon Every Guy with a Mustache in your Platoon

By Task & Purpose

/ Mar 4 2020

Culture

Every Crazy Knife Guy in Your Platoon Every Crazy Knife Guy in Your Platoon

By Task & Purpose

/ Mar 4 2020

Culture

HR rep to replace SAW Gunner in all Special Forces teams HR rep to replace SAW Gunner in all Special Forces teams

By Task & Purpose

/ Mar 4 2020

Culture

Flask & Purpose: Crazy Russian drill Flask & Purpose: Crazy Russian drill

By Task & Purpose

/ Feb 25 2020

News

No, Space Force isn’t crowdsourcing rank ideas over Facebook, but here are a few good ones anyway No, Space Force isn’t crowdsourcing rank ideas over Facebook, but here are a few good ones anyway

/ Feb 7 2020

News

There’s a petition calling for a ‘War on Drugs’ medal. Here are 11 other awards also worth considering There’s a petition calling for a ‘War on Drugs’ medal. Here are 11 other awards also worth considering

/ Jan 16 2020

News

The USS George Washington just won the sht out of Christmas The USS George Washington just won the sht out of Christmas

/ Dec 18 2019

Culture

‘The Hurt Locker’ will be coming out in ‘Digital 4K Ultra HD’ so you can watch every inaccuracy in excruciating detail ‘The Hurt Locker’ will be coming out in ‘Digital 4K Ultra HD’ so you can watch every inaccuracy in excruciating detail

/ Dec 12 2019

Culture

GQ corrects story to say Lt. Col. Vindman was hit by IED, not an IUD GQ corrects story to say Lt. Col. Vindman was hit by IED, not an IUD

By Paul Szoldra

/ Nov 22 2019

Culture

This Blue Falcon action figure may tell your C.O. you’re not actually at dental This Blue Falcon action figure may tell your C.O. you’re not actually at dental

By Paul Szoldra

/ Sep 27 2019

Military Life

‘Veteran Only’ parking spots don’t go far enough ‘Veteran Only’ parking spots don’t go far enough

By Chris Capelluto

/ Sep 13 2019

Culture

Everyone over 30 years old in the military Everyone over 30 years old in the military

By Patrick Baker

/ Sep 4 2019

Culture

Sadly, the military won’t be taking the advice of this Florida man to stop hurricanes Sadly, the military won’t be taking the advice of this Florida man to stop hurricanes

By Haley Britzky

/ Sep 3 2019

Culture

Every guy with a mustache in your platoon Every guy with a mustache in your platoon

By Chris Capelluto

/ Aug 23 2019

Culture

This official US military photo title is both totally absurd and deeply revealing This official US military photo title is both totally absurd and deeply revealing

By Jared Keller

/ Aug 20 2019

Culture

Chuck Norris has a new TV special, so we’re going to use this as an excuse to make a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris has a new TV special, so we’re going to use this as an excuse to make a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes

/ Aug 6 2019

Culture

When vets hear we’re going back to war When vets hear we’re going back to war

By Chris Capelluto

/ Jul 25 2019